Petts Wood Comedy Cabaret

Apr 08 2017 20:00 - 22:00

Petts Wood Memorial Hall, 200 Petts Wood Road, BR5 1LA Petts Wood


The promoters of the popular Beckenham Comedy Cabaret presents...

PETTS WOOD COMEDY CABARET

A night of comedy and variety in the heart of Petts Wood. We are not your bog standard comedy night. We bill the most exciting, innovative, hilarious acts on the circuit. Some say we are a modern day Music Hall / Vaudeville show. Previous acts at our Beckenham show include Harry Hill, Bridget Christie...

As it's our launch night, we are giving away 20 FREE TICKETS! once they're gone they're...er...gone?

£12 on the door / £10 advanced / £10 early bird Table Seat / £8 early bird (till 31st March)

DOORS AND BAR OPEN: 7PM SHOWTIME: 8PM.

Here's what one of our Beckenham audience member said on Tripadvisor: 'This night is excellent - really good fun, great atmosphere, very friendly and brilliant value. Feels local in the very best way but serves national quality comedy.

Our launch night line - up:

MARCEL LUCONT

Marcel Lucont is the multi award-winning laconic Frenchman whose dry wit, bawdy chansons and exquisite sex poetry have made him a star from Roubaix to Melbourne and back again. In 2016 he appeared on Comedy Central Live at The Comedy Store.

OLAF FALAFAL

Hailed as Sweden's 8th Funniest comedian. Expect nonsense and surreal one liners, as we journey through a year in the life of an idiot where the only winners are stupidity and silliness.

QUINT FONTANA

Quint Fontana is back, and he remembers who he is! Quint Fontana recalls the songs, stories, triumphs and tragedies that have made him the mega star he is today. Some men drink to forget, Quint Fontana drinks to remember...and he's thirsty!


THE EGG

The Human Egg will delight and humour you. Confused? It might be seen to believed!

MC'D BY FORMER CIRCUS RINGMASTER, BROMLEY BOROUGH'S KING OF LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT...FERNANDO AKA JODY KAMALI.

DOORS OPEN: 7PM SHOW 8PM.

We will be supplying our own bar stocked with local craft beers and a selection of lovely wines, soft drinks and Pett's Wood own spring water!

LINE-UP SUBJECT TO CHANGE. NO REFUNDS. Lovingly sponsored by The Glades - Bromley

WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU.

Do you have children? Then check our children's variety show in Beckenam, featuring presenters from Cbeebies: https://billetto.co.uk/en/events/little-big-variety-show-beckenham-april

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FREE TICKET

SOLD OUT


EARLY BIRD: Table Seat

GBP 10.00 + GBP 0.50 fee


EARLY BIRD: General Admission

GBP 8.00 + GBP 0.46 fee


General Admission

Not Available


Table seat

Not Available